Chasing The Green Light

“It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid description of an ax entering a skull, and nobody will say a word in protest. But if you write a similarly detailed description of a penis entering a vagina, you get letters from people saying they’ll never read you again. What the hell? Penises entering vaginas bring a lot more joy into the world than axes entering skulls.”

—Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)

(via runningshoesandproteinbars)

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If I fail out of college I am just going to write internet porn and the move into Harlequin Romance Novels because I have enough scenarios to last forever.

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It was a long slow burn that had been building all summer but here it was the climatic moment of lust and friendship she's cleaning up after the party grabbing the tablecloths she walks to the laundry room he follows her - making small talk as she starts the washer up she sits on top of the washer laughing at a party anecdote when he makes his move closing the space between them he stands between her legs his hands on her hips and then

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does anyone else just like get the urge to write smutty scenes about people? okay about yourself and *insert person here* just me? *okay face* IDK I JUST LIKE THINKING OF SENSUAL SITUATIONS WHEN I AM ATTRACTED TO A PERSON it's usually about like our first sexual interaction and let me just say my imagination is hella creative who wants a smutty story raise your hand

in which I am selfish and don’t like sharing friends.

SO you guys know that one of my best friends is probably moving into my apartment at the end of this month. which, I am happy about and glad that she won’t be living with some doucher guy.

BUT.

I am pretty intense about my friend time…. I like having group hang outs but like, I also like having one on one time with all my friends. And if she is here all the time… it might affect that? like how do I not offend her when I want to hang out with a mutual friend without her.

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living with friends problems

“I will be disappointed if I am not covered in paint and bruises by the end of it.”

thaaaat’s what she said!

but actually we’re talking about paintballing and I think we have overestimated how intense it is lol

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also: why does caffeine free Coke exist I mean really.

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